These cheesy rock-star songs are such a bore
We've heard it all a trillion times before
But myself I can't restrain
From some banal refrain
When I laid eyes on what you did with your 'do
Your new shampoo, what did you do
You look nothin' like the girl that I knew
With your new shampoo
Looks like it grew
With a bright and shiny clean through and through
And I just can't believe it's you
And it must be your new shampoo
I had such contempt for consumerism, yeah
Never had a good haircut of gave a damn
But when you came to school that day
I had to hide my ugly head in shame
For callin' that stuff lame
The way that I did
Your new shampoo, what did you do
You look nothin' like the girl that I knew
With your new shampoo
Looks like it grew
With a bright and shiny clean through and through
And I just can't believe it's you
And it must be your new shampoo
In days gone by
I reasoned why
I fought for what was true
Then you walked by
It seems that I, I
Do not have a clue
So I guess I just can't save the world today
What fun would that have been anyway
For inane banality
Can set the mind so free
The light you made me see
And I thank you
And your new shampoo, what did you do
You look nothin' like the girl that I knew
With your new shampoo
Looks like it grew
With a bright and shiny clean through and through
And I just can't believe it's you
And it must be your new shampoo