New Shampoo

These cheesy rock-star songs are such a bore

We've heard it all a trillion times before

But myself I can't restrain

From some banal refrain

When I laid eyes on what you did with your 'do

Your new shampoo, what did you do

You look nothin' like the girl that I knew

With your new shampoo

Looks like it grew 

With a bright and shiny clean through and through

And I just can't believe it's you

And it must be your new shampoo

I had such contempt for consumerism, yeah

Never had a good haircut of gave a damn

But when you came to school that day

I had to hide my ugly head in shame

For callin' that stuff lame

The way that I did

Your new shampoo, what did you do

You look nothin' like the girl that I knew

With your new shampoo

Looks like it grew 

With a bright and shiny clean through and through

And I just can't believe it's you

And it must be your new shampoo

In days gone by

I reasoned why

I fought for what was true

Then you walked by

It seems that I, I

Do not have a clue

So I guess I just can't save the world today

What fun would that have been anyway

For inane banality

Can set the mind so free

The light you made me see

And I thank you

And your new shampoo, what did you do

You look nothin' like the girl that I knew

With your new shampoo

Looks like it grew 

With a bright and shiny clean through and through

And I just can't believe it's you

And it must be your new shampoo